1. FC Heidenheim vs Borussia Mönchengladbach Prediction

Listen up boet! This one's as clear as day - we've got the worst team in the Bundesliga hosting a side that's finally finding their feet. Heidenheim are absolutely kak, sitting dead last with just 5 points from 10 games. They've managed only ONE win all season and just got smashed 6-0 by Leverkusen in their last outing. They can't score (0.7 goals per game) and can't defend (2.1 conceded per game) - zero clean sheets in 10 matches tells you everything you need to know.

Gladbach, while not setting the world alight, are a completely different beast. They've won 4 of their last 10 and are scoring for fun lately - 8 goals in their last 3 games including that 4-0 hammering of St Pauli. They're averaging 1.7 goals per game and actually know where the goal is, unlike these Heidenheim chaps.

The head-to-head tells the story perfectly - Gladbach have won 4 out of 5 meetings, with Heidenheim never beating them. Last time they met, it was a 0-3 rout. Heidenheim's home form is slightly less terrible than their away form, but 20% win rate at home is still pathetic.

Gladbach are averaging 2 goals per away game this season, while Heidenheim are shipping goals at home. With Heidenheim's defense looking like Swiss cheese and Gladbach's attack clicking into gear, this has all the makings of an away win. The odds of 2.10 look like a gift - backing the clearly superior team against the worst side in the league is my kind of bet!