Sheffield Wednesday vs Norwich Prediction

Ag ne, this is like watching two bokkies fight over a stale piece of bread! Wednesday are rock bottom with -5 points while Norwich are just above them with 8 points. Both teams are playing some proper krik-kraa football lately.

Wednesday's home form is a proper joke, hey! They haven't won in 6 home games and are scoring just 0.33 goals per game at home. That's worse than my braai after a few too many beers! They got a 0-0 draw at West Brom in their last game, which was actually decent for them, but before that they got hammered 0-5 at home by Coventry. Their only win this season was away at Portsmouth.

Norwich aren't much better, boet! They've lost 5 of their last 6 games and their away form is nothing to write home about either. They're scoring 1 goal per game away but their defense is leaking like a cheap beer bottle. Their only win this season was way back in August.

The head-to-head shows lots of goals historically, but that's when these teams could actually play football. Right now, both are struggling to hit a barn door with a banjo. Wednesday especially can't score at home - just 1 goal in 6 home games!

Given how terrible both attacks are and the pressure of a relegation battle, I'm expecting a proper snoozefest. Neither team looks capable of scoring, especially Wednesday at home.